Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
