are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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