She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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