Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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