Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I love having hate sex.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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