Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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