Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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