Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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