why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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