I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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