planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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