let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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