3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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