Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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