Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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