TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
