But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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