If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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