well most of my day revolves around power hour
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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