the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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