she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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