why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
