i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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