yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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