brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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