I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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