doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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