He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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