I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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