Who did Billy Mays play for?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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