how can u be prego again
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
