haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i wish my penis had a tongue
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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