i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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