around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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