I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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