Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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