Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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