5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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