There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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