In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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