Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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