i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it's like iHOP with fire
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
