My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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