it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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