I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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