i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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