Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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