my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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