butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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