So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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