you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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